#97: "mystery meat" (09/13/2009)

These were cut and pasted more or less verbatim from spam messages I've received in the last couple weeks, except that manhood was substituted for, um, a prominent portion of the male anatomy. And yes, that dollar bill was carved out of a SPAM single. Having nothing better to do with the pieces, and actually liking SPAM (I am not ashamed), I did what would be most logical. However, Hormel, let me be the first to inform you that SPAM Lite sucks. You eat SPAM for the aspic, the fat, the salt and, dare I say, the spiced ham. You don't eat it for half the sodium and half the fat; that just makes it taste lousy on top of still being the nutritional equivalent of a merely smaller Hiroshima. So let's enjoy the real thing.

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